Cosmo

Cosmo is consulting the stars.
He's taking his time.

Cosmo the Fortune Teller
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Cosmo knows you better than you know yourself.
2,000+ words. $1. Worth it.
Cosmo with Heart
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The truth about your relationship. Delivered by a cat.
144 directional pairings. Scarily accurate.
Cosmo with Star
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Your daily horoscope. Free. No login required.
Fresh every day. Uncomfortably specific.
Dollar Fortune
Dollar Fortune
Dollar Fortune
The full birth chart. 2,000+ words about you.
🍪 1 Cookie
Match
Match
Match
Compatibility with anyone. Directional and honest.
🍪 1 Cookie
Grand Fortune
Grand Fortune
Grand Fortune
Your life decade by decade. Pick any era.
🍪 1 per decade
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
Best dates for the big moves. Marriage to surgery.
🍪 1 Cookie
Yearly Fortune
Yearly Fortune
Yearly Fortune
Month by month. Any year. Including the past.
🍪 1 Cookie
Daily Horoscope
Daily
Daily Horoscope
Free every day. No login. Cosmo will judge you.
FREE — No Login

Dollar Fortunes delivers brutally honest zodiac readings by Cosmo — an indifferent orange tabby who already knows what you're avoiding. $1 per reading. No subscriptions. No wellness vibes.

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Daily Horoscope

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My Readings

Everything Cosmo has told you.

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Cosmo

Your Library

Every reading Cosmo has judged you with.

Cosmo
🍪 Cookie Shop

One Cookie unlocks one reading. Cosmo accepts nothing less.

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Cookie
= 1 reading
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3 Crumbs
= 1 Cookie
Taste Tester
🍪 1 Cookie
$0.99
Cookie Jar
🍪 3 Cookies
+ 1 bonus Crumb
$2.97
Cookie Monster
🍪 5 Cookies
+ 2 bonus Crumbs
$4.95
BEST
Cookie Hoarder
🍪 10 Cookies + 1 bonus
+ 3 bonus Crumbs
$9.90