Cosmo

Cosmo is consulting the stars.
He's taking his time.

Cosmo the Fortune Teller
Cosmo knows you better than you know yourself.
2,000+ words. $1. Worth it.
Cosmo with Heart
💕
The truth about your relationship. Delivered by a cat.
144 directional pairings. Scarily accurate.
Cosmo with Star
🌟
Your daily horoscope. Free. No login required.
Fresh every day. Uncomfortably specific.
Dollar Fortune
Dollar Fortune
Dollar Fortune
The full birth chart. 2,000+ words about you.
Match
Match
Match
Compatibility with anyone. Directional and honest.
Grand Fortune
Grand Fortune
Grand Fortune
Your life decade by decade. Pick any era.
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
Best dates for the big moves. Marriage to surgery.
Yearly Fortune
Yearly Fortune
Yearly Fortune
Month by month. Any year. Including the past.
Daily Horoscope
Daily
Daily Horoscope
Free every day. No login. Cosmo will judge you.

Dollar Fortunes delivers brutally honest zodiac readings by Cosmo — an indifferent orange tabby who already knows what you're avoiding. $1 per reading. No subscriptions. No wellness vibes.

Daily Horoscope

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Cosmo can read for anyone — you, your partner, your nemesis. Add them here.

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My Readings

Everything Cosmo has told you.

Cosmo

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Cosmo

Your Library

Every reading Cosmo has judged you with.

Cosmo
🍪 Cookie Shop

One Cookie unlocks one reading. Cosmo accepts nothing less.

Taste Tester
🍪 1 Cookie
$0.99
Cookie Jar
🍪 3 Cookies
+ 1 bonus Crumb
$2.97
Cookie Monster
🍪 5 Cookies
+ 2 bonus Crumbs
$4.95
BEST
Cookie Hoarder
🍪 10 Cookies + 1 bonus
+ 3 bonus Crumbs
$9.90